isthatyoularry:

I’m

Good to know that you’re the type of trash to make fun of a person who obviously doesn’t have a firm grasp on english! It’s probably not their first language but LOLOL they sure sound dumb rite ????

isthatyoularry:

I’m

Good to know that you’re the type of trash to make fun of a person who obviously doesn’t have a firm grasp on english! It’s probably not their first language but LOLOL they sure sound dumb rite ????

Anonymous; ""Who cares about harry" woah woah woah take a big fucking step back and kindly fuck off, because who cares about eleanor? What has she done? She's a girlfriend, not some fucking queen. Like her if you want but if you don't care about harry then gtfo."

not everyone wants to fist themselves to harry styles get over it 

dreamystylinson:

SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY DOES ELEANOR CALDER HAVE FANS? Really i would like to know, i don’t mean this in a rude way.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Hwo dare you? Eleanor Calder is the reason I’m alive and breathing. Eleanor Calder ran into a burning building and rescued my mother from the brink of death. Eleanor Calder’s work on quantum physics is awe-inspiring. Eleanor Calder ended homophobia. Eleanor Calder single handedly smashed the patriarchy. Eleanor Calder discovered evolution. Eleanor Calder achieved world peace. Eleanor Calder IS my mother. How dare you how fkcuing dare you

lying-is-bad-for-business:

When “Elounor” shippers try to argue with me, I always think this represents them quite well…

*loud fart noise*

A little advice to Elounor shippers

ivoguelarry:

Dear Elounonono shippers,
The faster you accept the fact that Louis and Harry make love to each other every night, the lesser the pain will be felt when Harry comes out as Harry Tomlinson.

How do they make love every night when, unless on tour, they’re on different continents ?

mindfuck-horan:

"but fake relationships don’t last for 3 years"

friendly reminder that elton john was married to his beard for TEN years

???

Friendly reminder that Elton John was married to Renate Blauel for FOUR years, and that he “did love her desperately but it wasn’t to be, I was living a lie.” He also said that she was fantastic in bed.

Clearly not a bearding situation, or at least not one set up by an evil management team. No one forced Elton John to marry her, and he did love her. He probably hadn’t even come to terms with his own sexuality at that point. Also note that Elton John came out as bisexual 8 years before he married her…

captaincharminghood:

i’m…………pretty sure…………..elounor is real……….considering…………….. .. ……..they actually..dated………………….

captaincharminghood:

i’m…………pretty sure…………..elounor is real……….considering…………….. .. ……..they actually..dated………………….

Anonymous; "bromanceshmomance (.) tumblr (.) com/post/94098090379/why-go-sightseeing-in-a-historical-city-youve Pls.... if i ever become this petty or bitchy or overly concerned with how other people harmlessly spend their holiday time PLEASE just please punch me in the face"

GOD…. lisa is my fav she must be walking around in a fog-like state of delirium at all times

But she has truly convinced me. If Elounor is real , why would she buy make up ? Explain that , elounor shippers……

teamelounor4ever:

tomlinson-styles-fam:

Can an elounor shipper please explain to me what this tweet means and why did it happen?

It was @Louis_Tomlinson not Louis Tomlinson 

teamelounor4ever:

tomlinson-styles-fam:

Can an elounor shipper please explain to me what this tweet means and why did it happen?

It was @Louis_Tomlinson not Louis Tomlinson 

smileforstylinson:

elounor shippers like to use this as proof that elounor are happy

that’s better. they look miserable as sin even when the cameras aren’t around…they’re both pretty much ignoring each other.

ps: yes this is in the elounor tag, if you have any hate to send or any opinion to share my way please just shove it up your bum i don’t even care thank u xo

They straight up look like normal human beings doing normal human being things. They’re getting dinner with Louis’ little sister (who Eleanor has been looking out for and spending time with in America, BTW. But I know that I always travel to different countries with my brother’s beard, even tho it’s supposed to be Modest’s last push for Elounor). People who have been in long term relationships don’t need to be violently making out and shoving hands down the other’s pants every single minute of every single day.

Eleanor is on her phone. Louis is sitting, most likely talking to his little sister, from the way he’s looking. If you think there is something suspicious about that, your perception on actual normal human behaviour might be a bit skewed.